10 Ways To Look Super Hot In A Bikini

diNeila Brazil bikini

I just finished reading the most fantastically inane article

about 10 ways to look Great in a bikini.

There were items such as:

sit with your knees up


make sure you have no razor nicks

and

tape your breasts up with waterproof tape.



Oh really?



Well here are my top 10 Ways To Look Super Hot in a Bikini.

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Shoshanna ruffled bikini




1. Be a supermodel.

If you can't be a supermodel, at least be Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston bikini and butt

2. Don't eat for a month AND have your breasts lifted up to your chin



3. Only go to the beach at night when its good and dark.

4. Always position yourself infront of some one larger than you.

diNeila Brazil bikini





5. Lean back, hold your ankle, and lick an oversized lollipop

image by Gavin Bond UK

6. Crawl.


It seems to be working for this girl.

7. Kneel in the water looking both moody and confused.

diNeila Brazil bikini

8. Find things to lean against

Anika Brazil bikini



9. Wear high heels (a la Posh)

Victoria Beckham in Diane Von Furstenberg



10. Throw your shoulders back, hips forward, plant a big old

happy smile on your face and have a good time.

I mean, really - who cares??